Crisp Thief
This is totally a seagull after my own heart.
A seagull has turned shoplifter by wandering into a shop and helping itself to crisps. The bird walks into the RS McColl newsagents in Aberdeen when the door is open and makes off with cheese Doritos.(via BBC)
Amazing! Apparently he's become a regular. I don't blame him.. but I question his choice of chip. Doritos? Eh. Go for the Cheetos, man. The picture is priceless -